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Reality War

The war fought in a series of ongoing battles between society's most powerful entities as they endeavor to convince as many people as possible to accept their version of reality and think, feel, and act accordingly.
Reality is essentially what is accepted as existing, in other words, "what is." To convince others to believe that reality is what they say it is, religious organizations, governments, corporations, mass media outlets, universities, writers, intellectuals, artists, musicians, singers and other performers, scientists, and the masses all engage in the Reality War in as best their money and other resources permit.

There are personal, past, present, proposed, debunked, fraudulent, altruistic, positive, negative, imagined, factual, fictitious, and many other types of realities.

Some realities are more extensive and complex, and it is generally impossible to conclusively prove whether a reality is true or false.

The first reality to exist was and is the Original Reality and those who believe God created everything accept it as the one true reality, undistorted by the now almost ubiquitous overt, covert, or subliminal messages to the contrary.
by but for February 15, 2018
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Thumb War

When you and your girlfriend/boyfriend inch your thumbs closer to each other’s anal cavity until penetrated. Whoever yells mercy first loses.
Yeah bro, me and Kaylee did play “Thumb War”. Too bad she won.
by Childo Chief October 15, 2019
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Coyote war

A social media feud, often stemming from disagreements such as how to react to Coyotes observed in a suburban neighborhood.
“Hey what’s up?” “Sorry can’t talk now, I’m in a coyote war”
by Wattle July 8, 2019
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war moose

A war moose is a very large woman. Like a war horse is larger than a regular horse, a war moose is larger than a regular moose.
Damn, she's huge! That's war moose status, bub.
by Beardlongandprosper12 February 6, 2017
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War of Rights

A PC game created by Campfire Games focused around the american civil war during the maryland campain 1862
Man War of Rights is a great game
by C Jacobs December 4, 2018
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Civil War

A war of numbers. The North was both more popilated and industrialized, and therefore had control of most of the weapons and ordinance production. The South being less populated and industrialized was thought to be easier to gain control of, and there had been a gold rush not long before the Civil War, which would interest powerful people in North to regain control of a seceded part of the union. Since the North wrote the history books, their version of history was always going to be the more popular and noble sounding version of history, but not everything in a book is to be taken without a grain of salt, any more than any other source. Most wars are money/resource/power struggles once you get below the surface, with headlines about abolition and emancipation from slavery being icing on the cake that gives people a warm, boosted ego, even if the people that started the war had no true interest in or gave a fuck about a single black/ African descendant since it's rare that ones that started the war are the same ones fighting in it (Washington being an exception).
The history books tell people the Civil War was about freeing the slaves to make people feel good inside because it sounds good, but for the average person fighting in it on either side, slavery was the last thing on their mind.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
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Gang war

A war between several gangs
Liam: Look at that tommy it’s a gang war
by LiamG75 May 2, 2018
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