ed ward

Where a grown man goes when they had a total meltdown: the state puts them on psych hold for a while.

Bro #1 says:
"Hey man, we heard he didn't make it to the bar last February.."

Bro #2 responds:
"Yeah, he took a cold bath in the lake and traded his phone for a ride to the ED Ward. The meltdown is all over social media"

by coldmeltdown March 3, 2025

Ed

Absolute stud.
Has a 10 inch penis and is extremely attractive

Look that’s Ed I want him to pound me

by Jigglywiggler May 29, 2022

x(ed)-out

completely nonfunctional due to overconsumption of alcohol or drug abuse.
when you had to much to drink or smoke.

He had a fifth of titos last night he's gonna be x(ed)-out after having drinking that.

by JQ back injury April 20, 2019

Ed Sheeran

Sexy.

You look so ed sheeran today!
That guy is very ed sheeran.

by Coffee Jelly June 1, 2021

ed laskey

a right minger

see that bloke there? yeah the 8 pinter across the pub. he's a real ed laskey for true

by godsavethequeen1745 July 30, 2022

ed#ed#ebdcaceabeabc

The beginning notes to Für Elise. You must be bored as hell if you typed this.

Person A: How do you play Für Elise?
Person B: Well, first it goes "ed#ed#ebdcaceabeabc".
Person A: Oh, yeah!

by Pyromaginary February 4, 2023

Ed

Is a very cute guy who is so charismatic and always there for his friends and is so nice with a pretty smile.

Ladies get you a Ed!!

by drxppy Ed November 23, 2021