Sausage donkey

A very slutty person, implying that she/he can take a lot of loads (penis).

"you can take more loads (sausage, meaning penis) than a donkey. You're a sausage donkey

by CrissRID December 20, 2010

Skeet Donkey

A woman of perceived low morals and/or hygiene.

We ran a train on that skeet donkey last night.

by the_kobe October 21, 2012

Tits-Donkey

A mysterious, immortal donkey with a single large breast where its face would normally be. Its origins are unknown, but it is known to obstruct passages. The only way to get past it is for a member of the group to engage it by playing Sudoku so that everyone else may pass.

"Damn it, there's a tits-donkey up ahead. Now what?" Said Bill.
"Let's turn back. I fucking hate Sudoku," replied Jim.

by Sekai July 28, 2012

masa donkey

It Describes A Huge Ass!

Check out that masa donkey on that girl.

by StrongArmTony April 15, 2008

donkey's bollocks

even better than the dog's bollocks. Amazing. The very best of the best. A dog spends an inordinate amount of time licking and tending to his bollocks so they must be great. Just imagine how much more impressive a donkey's bollocks are in size and capacity. There - you get it.

Got passed by a Porche 911 yesterday, it was the absolute dog's bollocks. That's OK but I got blown of the road by a Bugatti Veyron. Matey that car is the absolute donkey's bollocks!

by metapieman December 14, 2012

dirt donkey

A dirt donkey is an individual who’s yard is full of garbage, technically a jack ass with a dirty yard!

Dude I hate my neighbor he is such a fucking dirt donkey!

by Codick May 20, 2018

Angry Donkey

When a young Italian man gets all pissy. Generally it's from the angry "ehh-uhn" noise they make, but also in reference to "Dominic the Italian Christmas donkey".

"Jeez Darv, Tony sure is being an angry donkey"
"Ohhh yus he eees HA HA HA - Gude won"

by SteveB89 July 13, 2016