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Crap

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Ur crap man.
by Geoplanes March 18, 2021
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Flap Crap

Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.
I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.

I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.
by WillieWonka12 January 30, 2010
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crap rat

i am a crap rat...i like it with sweetcorn
by moshababe August 1, 2006
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Old-crap

An old person who talks crap about tech and the Internet.
Hey old-crap go drink your gin and take you tablets.
by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017
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Crap Doodle

noun a small child who is a little obnoxious shit/ a person who’s about to see dis foot up that ass😇
I swear the little crap doodle is so smart she’ll probably try to sneak into my phone to see who I’m talking to and just be traumatized by all the shit I say in here
by Alex Rogers-Barnes October 5, 2021
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Crap ton

Q: How many do you have?
A: A crap ton!
by Hattermad April 4, 2019
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Crap Cookie

When a person takes a shit into a receiving vagina. The poop will sometimes stick out like a turtle head.
Hey, wanna give Sue Ann a crap cookie?
by Crab staggums December 8, 2019
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