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cookie boner

when ur pp looks long but its as soft as a cookie out of the oven
my dads pp was a cookie boner
by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023
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Cookie dough

Cookie dough is the holy grail of food; an utterly amazing, brilliant, treat that is considered the most delicious food in many places. You make it with just the right amount of salt and with as many chocolate chips as possible. Cookie dough is known to relieve stress and release endorphins which makes you happy. Cookie dough is one of the best foods in the whole entire history of the whole wide world and I urge you, reader, to try it and experience true happiness.
“Ugh im so sad 😭 “
“Maybe you should try cookie dough!”
*after eating cookie dough*
“Omg I feel so amazing! Cookie dough is the best food in the whole entire history of the whole wide world!!”
by Violet ╰[ ⁰﹏⁰ ]╯ August 30, 2020
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Cookie the dog

shortened as cookie

the all powerful overlord that takes the form of a dog she has the power to defeat the weasel king she shows mercy only when she feels like it, she does what she wants and does not listen to any who know of her existence. when used in a sentence there is a chance that something bad will happen such as your power going out . this power full being has been known to eat memories and time remaining in a human life span. this is a powerful being that should be both respected and feared as a powerful entity with no match. only one human has been able to be in the same location with this being and survive this being is known as the youtuber and streamer prod/Iprod/xprod.

this word can be used in many ways as referring to cookie but if it is used negatively you will most likely not survive if you want to survive do not use this phrase. you have been warned
"and for lunch cookie the dog had one of my memories from when i was 13"
by Runnerdeath October 27, 2020
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cookies at the fair

A common expression that indicates an item is being handed out in large quantities. Comes from the fact that cookies are frequently handed out at fairs.
That company hands out bonuses like they are cookies at the fair
by cribbage_lover January 22, 2014
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cookie snicket

Stefan’s catch phrase of him pleaking around
Stefan always be doing a cookie SNICKET maneuver
by Steedle December 12, 2021
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chopping cookies

Basically another term for jerking off. If you put cookies in a cup of ice cream and use the spoon to "chop the cookies", it looks like you're masturbating.
Hey Doug you look tired. You look like you were chopping cookies all night
by May 21, 2018
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thug cookie

A very innocent, sweet girl who innocently attracts bad boys or thugs.
Example: My neighbor, Addie, is very shy and sweet, so I don’t know why she is such a thug cookie. She’s dating that gangbanger Marcus.
by RaineyL December 28, 2021
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