scared the squirrel

when someone jumps boundaries in a relationship (romantic, sexual, or friendship) prematurely, causing the other person to back away, or, in more extreme cases, leave the relationship altogether. It's the equivalent of holding an acorn in your hand and trying to lure a squirrel out of a tree, then waving your arms wildly in the air and scaring the squirrel back up the tree.

I haven't even met the guy yet, and he's emailing me that it's going to be hard to focus on our dinner because he'll be too busy getting 'lost in my eyes.' There won't be any dinner. He just scared the squirrel.

by Steven Herraiz December 23, 2019

Dirt squirrel

A girl in her early twenties who slithers around looking for older black men to become involved with.

Look at that dirt squirrel dancing circles around that black senior citizen.

by Dustin Bowles May 9, 2019

Flying Squirrel

A person who thinks they can do something, but they can't and shouldn't

Zachari Halkias is such a flying squirrel and that's the tea.

by yeeyeegirl55373 May 15, 2019

Squirrel

A male (usually) who hooks up with with the only goal in mind to get his nutt and leaves after without satisfying their partner.

Person 1: How was the dick appointment last night?
Person 2: My man was a squirrel. He got his but and left after one lousy round. I didn’t even get my nutt.

by @cajanpowder March 26, 2019

fluffy squirrel

A mans hairy ball that is sticking outside of his Speedo swimsuit.

Look at that fluffy squirrel!

by Twitchytazz March 30, 2019

Squirrel Spaghetti

When a man who has diarrhea shats in a woman's pubes while slapping her with a Moby large.

Bro did you see that video of the Squirrel Spaghetti last night?!

by Oji Jiggy March 31, 2019

Dusty Squirrel

This is used for a friend who acts like he gets laid more then you but in actuality has not gotten laid since grade school.

Jared is so high and mighty but he is just a Dusty Squirrel.

by Cheldrainos June 17, 2019