Pineappl

When you love pineapples but have an irrational fear of having two e's in one word.

Person 1: God, I love pineappls!
Person 2: The fuck's wrong with you? Do you mean pineapples?
Person 1: AAAAH

by notabearonblacktarheroin February 27, 2021

Pineapple

A fruit whose visual depiction has been known to trigger synchronous happenings between like-souled individuals.

— “Pineapple”
— “Oh shit. Yes… pineapple!”

by simonbeige January 21, 2024

Pineapple Hairs

The green stuff on top of a pineapple

Anix: What do you call the green stuff on top of a pineapple?
Anix: PINEAPPLE HAIRS

by sarahb07 June 16, 2020

slicing the pineapple

doing something meaningless and retargerous and suffer the subsequent negative consequences

if you don't know what you're doing, it's better to ask others for help instead of just slicing the pineapple

by Sexydimma March 13, 2015

pineapple parachute

When a boy with long hair kisses you like Spider-Man kissed Mary Jane in that one scene—you know the one, yeah, that one—except horizontally and his hair falls around both your faces.

Girl A: “Did you see Jeshua give Morgan a pineapple parachute yesterday?”
Girl B: “No, I’m not into peaking from behind closet doors.”

by wholesome 69 December 8, 2021

pineapple

What Spongebob lives in

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

by nilethe146 August 28, 2014

Pineapples

A tropical fruit with with a big rigid top

Gary uses pineapples for personal pleasure on lonely nights.

by Lalabbygurl June 9, 2018