A day in which you celebrate tranquility, peace, loving, and the communion of the human race becoming one eternal being by the grace of Brian
by The prophteer January 9, 2025
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by MyNameIsBrian2255 February 16, 2020
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Person 1: dating guys nowadays is the worst they all suck.
Person 2: you only think that because you have never dated a Brian
Person 2: you only think that because you have never dated a Brian
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