Twitter

A stupid app that Elon fucks in his sleep

What’s Twitter?
The Baby Momma of Elon Musk’s Kids

by Jakethebait November 22, 2023

TWITTER

Meeting place for teens, BuzzFeed "journalists", and fat commies. Essentially NPCs, there are numerous scientific investigations determining if these people have consciousness.

Twitter's actual mission statement:

"Hitler did nothing wrong"

by GOVTisCORRUPT January 14, 2021

twitter fly

A person/ persons whom use twitter or other social media to spread misinformation/ slander towards others or subjects, as a fly does when it lands on shit and spreads nothing but scurge around.

"Quit listening to the twitter flys, Karen"
"You shouldn't be proud of being a twitter fly. Literally no one likes that"

by SoiledJammies December 11, 2024

Twitter

Worlds most fucked up social media

person 1: hi
average 14 years old Twitter user: shut the fuck up racist <3

by eee eee May 29, 2021

Twitter Trooper

Someone who gets offended by EVERYTHING. You have to be very careful making jokes around these people if you don't want a flurry of whiny nonsense aimed directly towards your ear. (Most of these people have blue hair.)

I offended a Twitter Trooper the other day, it was not a pleasant time.

by schnozzy November 26, 2023

The Twitter Effect

The Twitter Effect is an effect of spending time on the named app. Symptoms often include getting upset over mundane topics, or attempting to accuse someone of being ableist. It is highly infectious.

The Twitter Effect:
"the fact that there are people in COLLEGE still spelling definitely as defiantly. Like what do you even do about that"
"So you're ableist now?"
"Sure whatever"

by Kibella May 6, 2023

Twitter

The best place to express your totally non-controversial opinions without the threat of anyone harrassing you, sending you death threats, or doxxing you just because you said their idol is trash.

Twitter: where dreams don't come true, but your favourite idol supposrting MAP rights does

by GrilledGoat April 27, 2022