Turtle Time

1) to engage in a fun activity
2) A statement used to break the silence

IT's turtle Time!

by Vote Ian December 27, 2008

mud turtle

An uncurcumzied penis

Bob has a mud turtle.

by Dave Gross April 9, 2008

Turtle Sauce

noun or adj.

a place or group of people, in which the majority of the those present are male

Example without using word: This party is turning into a total sausage fest.

Derivitive:
total sasauge fest

total sasuage - uage = total sas

total sas = turtle sauce

Dude, this party is so turtle sauce.

If any more guys come to this dance, I'm going to bounce, its turning into a turtle sauce.

by negrodamusstillpimpin March 31, 2008

Turtle Job

This is most often done in backwoods(Redneck) areas as a leisure game. Two guys go down to the creek and capture a snapping turtle they take it and put on a tree stump and scare it into its shell. They then proceed to spin it until they don't know which side is which. They then each stick their dick in a different end. Whoever comes out of it without their cock bit off is of course the winner.

Bo: Cletus, you here Jeffro and Ezekiel did a turtle job?
Cletus: Those crazy mother fuckers.

by Ubuntu Drag0n May 16, 2010

one eyed turtle

The one eyed turtle is when a woman uses the head of her partners penis and masturbates with it, the way a woman might use a dildo. Can be used as forplay or preformed until orgasim is achieved.

Your wife or girlfriend will cum again and again if you give her the one eyed turtle

by Tracy L B May 30, 2008

turtledove

A turd unexpectedly pops out but full defecation has not occured. You haven't soiled yourself but extra wiping may be required.

I almost had a shart, thank goodness it was only a turtledove.

by YoJimmy November 5, 2006

Turtle neck Tac

This is when a 'Tic Tac' (sweet candy) is place inside the fore skin (turtle neck) and gently rolled around, hopefully getting some smegma on it. You then proceed by giving this tic tac to a victim without him/her knowing. It is important that you inform them after they have eaten it.

Aww dude, that guy just ate a turtle neck tac.

or

In Berlin Jmal ate a turtle neck tac...ewwww.

by captain cashew September 14, 2009