by ShannonP January 25, 2008
Get the toilet paper bunniesmug. A ficticious "place," like Area 51 or your mom's cooch party, in which people I don't like can be engulfed in a swarming mass of raging anal fury.
Andrew McFarlane can go burning into the toilet of rectal animosity.
You should be swallowed into the toilet of rectal animosity... and be smited with the fury of a thousand angry anuses!
You should be swallowed into the toilet of rectal animosity... and be smited with the fury of a thousand angry anuses!
by The flaming salmon (alex) November 23, 2004
Get the toilet of rectal animositymug. This happens when everyone in your household is trying to be the one not to change the toilet paper roll. Everyone measures the amount they take according to what's left on the roll.
Aww shit, Arnold left only 1 square left on the toilet paper roll. Looks like I lost this round of Toilet Paper Roulette.
by Tustin May 11, 2011
Get the Toilet Paper Roulettemug. An unseasoned traveler. Someone that gets the middle seat in the last row of an airline by the toilet because they have no airline status.
I had to wait in line at airport security forever, because of this friggin Middle Seat By The Toilet guy. He had no clue what he was doing!!
by Craig R November 13, 2004
Get the Middle Seat By The Toiletmug. When you eat to much cheap Mexican food and you take a dump so explosive and massive you would swear you blew up the toilet
I ate so much taco bell last night and ended up with a dump so great i ended up with a Tijuana toilet cracker
by Thorgrim 1965 July 5, 2017
Get the Tijuana toilet crackermug. by Soggy socks April 6, 2019
Get the The secondary school toiletsmug. Romeo and Juliet is toilet paper literature. Once I ran out toilet paper to wipe my ass, so I use a page of that shitty book to get the job done.
by john niemand October 15, 2015
Get the toilet paper literaturemug.