1. A driver who, having initially sped up to pass another driver, proceeds to drive at the exact same speed as the other car.
2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.
2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.
Can you believe how many cock goblins there are in this road? I never want to drive in Virginia ever again.
by jaggazoom November 11, 2017
by Netsharpshooter January 31, 2016
(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.
by CherryTart February 16, 2023
Violently thrusting one's knee into another's cock, making one's cock circumcised and having the appearance of a goblin
by Insanedeath5 November 01, 2019
A male that is very heavy weighted and sits around playing video games all day. One is also know to lie a lot.
by By Audio January 12, 2013
The perfect name for your bff, weird and wonderful goblin toez will not disappoint, goblin toez is a kind, outgoing person and you are god damn lucky to know goblin toez!
by Short.blonde.simp October 08, 2021
A filthy degenerate goblin with a very boogery cock. Also known as a filthy tiny hat or money grabbing freshly mutilated baby dick sucker who hates goyim.
by ThisGoyimKnows1488 December 24, 2023