Keys

An other way to say “kys” (kill yourself) often used to avoid filters or moderation

A:*Something controversial*
B:Ew keys

by flvmil July 23, 2025

Skeleton Key

When two hermaphrodites insert themselves into each other.

Did you hear about the Chris and Katie are both hermaphrodites? They can totally skeleton key!

by schmuck1015 April 3, 2022

Prop keys

A second set of keys that can be left on top of a desk to give the impression that you are in the office (versus on a long lunch or having left early) but just not at your desk. An extra cell phone or --in the case of military personnel--a beret or other headgear--can to be used in a similar fashion.

Boss: "Bill, can't have gone far...his keys are on his desk."
Uncool Coworker: "That's true, unless those are prop keys."

by surlygirl63 October 8, 2011

Phantom key

Keyoftimes shadow

"we must stop phantom key"

by Evil key November 6, 2018

Skeleton Key

Similar to a 5 finger discount refers to theft, Skeleton Key is a way to refer to a Break and Enter ( B&E)

Hunter "did you do a B&E?"
Amber "no, I've got a skeleton key"

by lilsaint1618 October 11, 2019

Brown Key

Where one shits on a keyboard.

Brown Key

by Calern7 April 22, 2023

Keys n Gray

The male right to be sexist and bigoted.

Guy1: That bird is well fit, I'd hang out the back of it.

Guy2: Fuck yeah... I'd smash her keys n gray right in!

by RE2theD December 13, 2012