When you make the mistake of having your vape/dab cartridge visible near zoomer as and than (if you have any empathy) have to give in to their humble requests “aye bro you got a vape can I hit that” these vape hits are the “zoomer tax”
“I had to stop brining my vape to work bro I keep getting hit with mad zoomer tax bruh these new niggas fiendin no cap”
by OGbrothafromdaeastside June 18, 2022
Get the Zoomer Tax mug.The termed used to describe the fact that common items branded for cannabis use are much more expensive than identical items not intended for stoners.
Damn, that rolling tray is exactly the same as the one at the dollar store but because it has a pot leaf on it and I bought it at a head shop there was a serious stoner tax.
by loopbedoop July 2, 2022
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(Grocery worker) That will be $3 tax
(Me) why
(Trump) cause I'm building a wall that no one wants so pay your taxes!
(Me) why
(Trump) cause I'm building a wall that no one wants so pay your taxes!
by :((((( February 18, 2022
Get the Taxes mug.1) To unfairly take money or something of value.
2) To pay a cost that is higher for something that is not worth it.
3) A sexual favor for something in return
4) To steal
5) To lose more than you should have due to a competition
2) To pay a cost that is higher for something that is not worth it.
3) A sexual favor for something in return
4) To steal
5) To lose more than you should have due to a competition
1) “Why am I getting my income taxed 24%, when corporations pay 0%?”
2) “The gas station is taxing our ass 20.00 for cigarettes”
3) “she wanted bottle service with our crew, so she had to service the whole crew.”
4) “They just taxed my rims of my hummer! It’s sitting on blocks!”
5) “We taxed that basketball team today! They were ranked 5 and we won by 20!”
2) “The gas station is taxing our ass 20.00 for cigarettes”
3) “she wanted bottle service with our crew, so she had to service the whole crew.”
4) “They just taxed my rims of my hummer! It’s sitting on blocks!”
5) “We taxed that basketball team today! They were ranked 5 and we won by 20!”
by Pretend I was a def mute March 4, 2022
Get the Tax mug.Person who is willing to give their wages away so another individual can virtue signal their “superior” need to “help” people when that money is more likely to be embezzled via fraud.
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