Syrian Gooning

A method of suicide gooning used to protest against Isreal.

Did you see the mass Syrian Gooning live on CNN last night?

by Diddy1888 November 24, 2024

flicker gooning

When someone puts a pinky in their urethra whilst they flick their penis while gooning.

My friend lasts 7 seconds flicker gooning.

by Hehshdndocicucc May 22, 2024

Seattle Midget Gooning

When one cums inside of all holes on a midget then picks it up by its legs and slams it on the ground then proceeds to fuck it’s blacked out body.

Hey Eli you wanna go Seattle Midget Gooning

by DR.Sussy December 11, 2024

Blumpkin goon

A blumpkin goon is where you watch a vr porn video about getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit and jacking off

Tyler: Hey josh wanna go to the gym?

Josh: no thanks, I'm gonna blumpkin goon in a bit.

by Chinesesissylover January 11, 2025

gooning

what im doing right now

im straight jorking my shit. and by shit? yeah. i mean my peanits. im gooning right now

by tim trinity May 22, 2024

C Cleaner goon

A goon that cleans toilet pans for a living

c cleaner goon is scrubbing the toilet cleaner again

by Carlos de la Cerda April 16, 2024

flicker gooning

A Dark Gooner technique; a state in which one goons so hard after a long period of edging (typically one week, but a Dark Gooner can go even further) that their eyes begin to flicker into the head.

Matthew: Hey, have you ever attained the state of 'flicker gooning'?
Jared: Not yet, but my Dark Gooner friend can enter it for seven seconds.

by goon-scholar May 22, 2024