your mom

the comeback for any question, comment or statement.

Person 1: Hey! Where did you come from?
Person 2: Your mom.

by queen chara February 9, 2022

Your Mom

A hoe, a stripper, single, me doing her.

Your Mom was getting my 18 inch PIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The Generic One May 19, 2022

Your Mom

The funniest answer to a question

John: What are you doing?

Jack: Your mom

by Your momXD January 21, 2021

french toast your mom

When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.

Im going to french toast your mom!

by Asheveday92 October 11, 2016

Your mom

When you ask what is the matter, it’s your mom. An answer standing in for what you really don’t want to say, or when you are messing with your buddies.

Friend: “What’s the matter?”
You: “Your mom.”

by H.Rae.L August 12, 2018

Your mom

Scientists say she is the gayest creature on the planet. You will often find her with James Charles or Jeffrey Star.

Guy 1: OH MY GOD IS THAT Your mom?
Guy 2: YEA OMG SHES WITH JAMES CHARLES

by A random moose December 11, 2019

Your mom

Is slang for "your female pet dog"

Dude I fucked your mom last night

by @Im_BadAt October 18, 2020