Among Us Syndrome

What happens when you are playing among us
And then lose
Symptoms include:
Trust issues-
Anger-
Being an asshole-
Extreme use of the word sus-
Mentally scarring you for life-

Black: Hey I have "Among us syndrome"
Pink: What does that mean?
Black: It means
"Five minutes later"
Announcer: Defeat
Black: YOU STUPID PEICE OF SHIT I KNEW IT WAS CYAN I KNEW IT
Pink: Calm down dude
Black: YOU'RE ACTING SO SUS RIGHT NOW

by N the impostor September 20, 2020

Will Syndrome

This mild syndrome refers to the actions hard-core gamers do when the lose a video game. The phrase "will syndrome" was pawned after a "hardcore" gamer started throwing his controller at friends' faces and/or body when they defeated him in a video game. Today, when any person will flip out on a friend or family member for a stupid or unnecessary reason, they are said to have Will Syndrome (WS). Just before and usually after a person has an outbreak of WS, unnecessary comments involving the words "Jew" "Fuck" "Fag" and "Nigger" will occur. Most of these comments being said from a lack of brain power (caused by a combination of weed and too much video games) to think of any sort of remotely intelligent insult. Today Will Syndrome is a commonly overlooked problem, but can be very serious and may cause serious physical and emotional damage.

"Dude! Why did you hit me in the face with that controller? Its only a f**king game! You need to get your Will Syndrome checked out by a doctor"

by Flabbergasted Gamer November 1, 2007

Tool Syndrome

Tool Syndrome is a offset of crackeritis. When crackeritis is at its end, there are three things that may happen

1. You may get shot in a drive-by by a group of real black people
2. Crackeritis passes and you are fine(most common)
3. You undergo Tool Syndrome
Tool Syndrome includes being used, being stupid and douchey and will eventually end in your depression an then suicide

Guy 1: Justin Bieber's crackeritis is cured
Guy 2: Finally no more gay music
Guy 1: You didn't let me finish he now has tool syndrome
Guy 2: God Damn it

by fxw July 11, 2010

up syndrome

When you're so smart your brain is disfunctional.

Wow that guy has severe up syndrome!

by big boi dan December 11, 2018

Cunny syndrome

It is a syndrome where someone is attracted to anime lolis. This syndrome can also be applicated to people who play
Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, Arknights, Azur Lane, and every other gacha game or anime that has animated 2d children below the age of 12 or has the physiology of a kid below 12 years old.

Floyd: hey do you know that guy named Kert?
George: Yeah
Floyd: I think he has Cunny syndrome
George: why do you think so?
Floyd: he plays Blue Archive, and he keeps sending this :sob: emoji whenever someone sends an anime loli image.

by Mr. Mister Man March 22, 2022

UBS (Ugnaught Baby Syndrome)

Used to describe an ugly ass baby. Some children just aren't cute at all, as unfortunate as that is. So when you spot a really ugly baby, you can claim "UBS", as they're cursed with Ugnaught Baby Syndrome. The word Ugnaught refers to those ugly piglike midgets that froze Han Solo in Carbonite in The Empire Strikes Back.

"It's a good thing your baby doesn't have UBS (Ugnaught Baby Syndrome) because I'd just have to lie and say they were cute anyway, even if they weren't. Luckily, since your child is adorable, I can tell you that my fears of UBS kicking in were unfounded."

by Derpa Derpa September 24, 2005

Danny Jones Syndrome

A person who is naturally dumb/stupid or clumsy can be said to have Danny Jones Syndrome. The kind who accidently walks into things or drops important objects. Sounds naturally dopey when they talk. Name taken from the guitarist of British pop band McFly, who could be said to have the original Danny Jones Syndrome.

My Dad's such a 'tard, he forgot my Birthday again! He must have a case of Danny Jones Syndrome!

by McMinorrrRocks April 13, 2009