sam 070

a genius kid who has said such things as "have a phone from china and when i type tianamon it come up with amazon!!" "pulp, if god whispers in my ear go fuck some femboy bussy and gave me permission would that be gay?" ""I don't have wrinkles, my brain's young" "I will commit treason just to kill TommyInnit" "also bitish fascists" "its not on my search history, but hentai is" "Clickity more like dripity" "I like my women how i like my compasscraft, Dead ""fortnite needs sex. I am an 11 year old boy who often fantasizes about sex I want sex I am virgin. fortnite sex could help me have real sex please epic games give me sex I am very lonely please epic games what must I do to see Ariel assault trooper have their black round cheeks clapped by agent peely like damn give me upvotes and awards so fortnite sex is made real." "Child porn is illegal but people still do drugs" "its not child porn if its illegal" "It's better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum" "Rasputin was packin i saw that pic of his pp" "Ive been to Iceland with my mum" "I want to cum in your asshole but that wont let me" "I'm fucking tronk's sister" "respectfully, i will fuck your ass" "Bling you remind me of my cousin, he has severe autism" "ahahahah thats brown the colour of poo" "I know

you are a genius sam 070

by not a discord admin March 1, 2021

Sam Falk

Sam Falk is a dog trapped in a human’s body. He will follow anyone who gives him orders and is even willing to jump off of cliffs if his leader does so. Enjoys sports, jazz band, and men. In its free time a Sam Falk will watch Phineas and Fern, practice his trumpet, and look at pictures of Kyle Davidson.

Friend 1: Hey, where’s your Sam Falk?
Friend 2: He’s over there, chewing on that go-go squeeze.

by alsonotsamfalk January 29, 2020

sam rayner

Dog fucker

Oh look he's doing a sam rayner (fucking his dog)

by doctor cancer patient #2 April 2, 2014

Sam Krebs

the kid who's gonna shoot up the school some day.

Oh shit, Sam Krebs has a gun.

by ppeepeeepepee April 8, 2019

sam cotton

A really smart sporty/ fit guy who is really good at music especially the drums. He will steal your heart instantly and I love him so much and have since year 7. He is really good looking and all the girls like him he doesn’t even know I like him but he’s still really nice.

I wish my boyfriend was ( sam Cotton )

by A a girl who like s December 18, 2017

Sam Bowen

Sam Bowen trolled
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Sam Bowen so trolled epic style

by Poopstain92 January 1, 2022

sam evans

kid who plays fortnite 3 times. anytime you talk to him he changes the subject to malachite, for which he farms for all knight. fortnite save the world sunbscribe to ossicclaws jaunty nignog fell pop weeen fortnite night night shit poihgvdfck

sam:m8 do you know how much malachite i have
chris: m8 shut up your sam evans

by Sloin July 3, 2020