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Your son is dead...

Because he was singled out for torment by the dogshit people who permeate your community. Me describing what is actively happening to ME doesn't not make me culpability or guilty of that and I actively tried to stop it but "the people" decided that maybe they want some people to have to live like that. So, they obstructed me from doing so because they are petty, stupid, and obstinate.
Hym "And time is slow. It takes, like, forever for things go happen. So, your son is dead because people don't want to have to stop doing the thing they are doing and they want ME to kill your kids so that they can take me off the board going forward. And, to explain, I have a little diagram I'd like to shot you:

So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
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The Glorious Sons

The Glorious Sons is an amazing, insane band from Kingston, Ontario, Canada. They’re mostly known for songs like ‘S.O.S. (Sawed Off Shotgun)’, ‘Everything Is Alright’, ‘Heavy’ and ‘Mama’. They tour a lot throughout North American, Europe and Oceania.
“The Glorious Sons are just so good! Have you heard their newest song yet?”
by anonymous February 13, 2025
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Johnson in the Yawn Son

A party game played by a group of bros at a sleepover. One person is the designated “Johnson” and stands fully erect. The designated “Yawn Son” players sit on their knees around the Johnson. The first player on their knees to yawn has the erect penis inserted into their mouth making them the “Johnson in the Yawn Son”. (For added fun, players can take NyQuil before playing)
Rodney: “Man last nights sleepover was so fun! Don’t ya think Tim?”

Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”

Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”
by mbewvy February 22, 2025
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Widow’s Son

A term which has been used in many mystery traditions in history, including Ancient Egypt (Isis, The Widow) and Manechism (Manes, the adopted Son of a Widow) but is today known as an identifying phrase between Freemasons representing the master architect of Solomon’s temple, Hiram Abiff. Commonly used in passing by Masons in order to identify each other.
Do you know the Widow’s Son (if yes, the person is likely a Freemason)
by SerenityJosh February 22, 2025
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son of a gungor

The worst friend in youR friend group, this came about when some people mislaid Logan gungors name
by Magicalboon March 13, 2025
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Son gun

Babe, when I get home from work, I’m going to pound your meat tunnel like an animal until I fire my son gun so deep inside your puckering cervix that you’ll be pregnant before I pull out.
by JGnostikal May 30, 2024
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