Sam Gill is very hard to define. He is a pro bodybuilder for Clayton high school, he spent his life savings on a golds gym membership and a juul. He is the best third basemen in baseball history. He is very tall and he pokes his chest out and tries to make his voice seem deep. He makes sure that the first part of him to enter the room is his chest. His little brother is Jonah Gill and Jonah is the best JV backup bench catcher to ever play for Clayton high school. Sam gill cheats in APUSH off Trevor Guerrero and Garrett Hale. Which makes his mom very proud because he gets good grades. Despite being big and strong he sits the bench in jv baseball.
*Sam Gill squats 2,850 lbs. Then Benches 900 lbs. for reps then yells like the Hulk*
Someone at Golds Gym: Wow, Who is that, he looks like the Hulk?
Someone else at Golds Gym: That's Clayton High schools pro bodybuilder, Sam Gill.
Someone at Golds Gym: Wow, Who is that, he looks like the Hulk?
Someone else at Golds Gym: That's Clayton High schools pro bodybuilder, Sam Gill.
by Sam Weaverr June 3, 2018
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