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Saftey Not Guaranteed

An add to travel back in time pasted together with a school picture of a guy with strange hair called Captian J picard. The add reads: "WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ____, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Saftey not guaranteed I have only done this once before."
"WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ____, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Saftey not guaranteed I have only done this once before."
by saftey not guaranteed August 15, 2006
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safage

An adjective used when something is both cruel but also funny. A hybrid of 'safe' and 'savage'
' hahaha that was so Safage fam'
by zenger August 22, 2016
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Safina

One of the hottest people on earth, her racial diversity and funniness will make u fall in love in one look.
You see that fine ass mf ova there ??

yea thats safina
by Shawty<33 November 1, 2021
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safe place

X: what is your safe place? me: one direction!!
by alexharry December 10, 2021
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Safety Pin

When someone wears a safety pin, it can mean many things. Most commonly it is just a fashion statement, but there are other deeper meanings. The first one is that the person wearing it is a safe space (SAFEty pin) for people. Muslims, Women, Lantinx, POC, Immagrants, Disabled People, LGBTQ People, People Who Are Being/Have Been Abused, ect. They are open ears and open arms.

The second meaning is that the person is promising not to commit suicide. Whether or not they've attempted to before, they are trying their best.

A third meaning is that the person is very against Donald Trump and all of his opinions.
1: "I feel like I'm not safe here wearing my hijab. Maybe I should go to that guy wearing the safety pin."

2: "I can tell by the safety pin on her shirt that the girl is trying to hold on to her life."

3: "I see that the person with the safety pin has the same political opinion as me."

4: "I like alt fashion."
by Log :) September 5, 2022
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heterosexual safety seat

Also known as the Gay Seat or the I'm Not Gay Seat.

Referenced by Ray Romano in his stand-up act: it refers to the empty seat left between two straight males sitting in a movie theater together as proof to the rest of the audience that they are not there as a couple, and infact, just hetreosexual friends.
Even though were we in a crowded movie theater, watching an action movie, my pal and I had to leave the heterosexual safety seat between us just in case anyone was looking.
by Dante_T December 9, 2008
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Safety Bowl

The extra bowl(s) you smoke when you're not sure if you will be high enough from the previous bowls you have smoked.

Most of the time, 1 safety bowl is enough, but it is not uncommon to smoke up to 3 or even sometimes 4 safety bowls to ensure that you are indeed high enough.

The safety bowl is not to be confused with the bedtime bowl, however the safety bowl can lead directly to sleep.
"I'm not sure we're high enough... pack a safety bowl!"

"Damn, I didn't smoke enough... I should've packed a safety bowl."

"I am so retarded. Those last 2 safety bowls were completely unnecessary, but oh so sweet."
by CANon June 1, 2006
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