queefo

A male who flatuates in the bath tub and bites the bubbles

"Hey did here about Trevor being a queefo last night"

by Dylan Douglass November 24, 2013

queef

when yo pussy fart

"ooooo girl I laid a fat queef last night when he was hittin it from the back"

by asvpheav January 27, 2017

queeferton

Derogatory term for an expensive private woman's college. Possibly the title for an upcoming Fox animated cartoon about such a school that is produced by Tucker Carlson.

"Shandra went to that queeferton school, and now acts like her nightsoil doesn't stink."

by Strelnikov12 May 31, 2018

Queef

Once upon a time there was a volcano. This volcano was actually a vagina with massive pussy lips. These lips began to vibrate as something deep inside tried to escape. A thrust of air flatulated through the volcano till the lips could hold it in no more. When the air released the lips flapped around like a fish out of water. Basically a queef is just a vaginal fart. But visualize with me a volcano that is a pussy and is spitting out some fumes before the lava flows. Thats basically a queef.

Dammmmnnnn Steve was all over Tammy's pussy lips when she queefed in his face, I wish a woman would queef on me.

by ChiChiMuncherJR69 October 2, 2018

queef

queef is a synonym for cute

she is so queef

by anonymous January 5, 2022

gurgling queef

The sound a woman's vagina makes after releasing douche-fluid from her vaginal cavity.

Tina's pussy was really stinky.

So i mentioned to Tina , "next time i come over make sure you are nice and clean down there for me".

One week later i went over to Tina's and made passionate sweet-smelling love to her.

After I came on her ass, i proceeded with my after sex ritual of cleaning off my dick resin and scrubbing my balls.

As I was cleaning my shaft i noticed a little unmarked bottle.

Tina followed me into the shower and I asked her what the bottle was for.

"It's a douche", she said.

She then asked me if she should use it.

I said "Yah, clean that shit out."

She then proceeded to squeeze the bottle and inject douche fluid into her vaginal cavity.

A few moments later she turned off the shower and said to me, "i don't really like this part."

Before I could even ask her what she meant by the previous statement, she released the douche-fluid onto the porcelain bathtub floor.

What followed was the most loud, intense and drawn out gurgling queef I have ever heard.

by Wetme April 23, 2014

misty queef

A queef that has a explosion of mist.

Hey cab I saw that misty queef.

by Kahhhhl brown September 11, 2016