Patrick

Is a bum ass. fat ass nigga who got shit on his face and he will never get play

Patrick is a pussy ass nigga

by Tavor k September 4, 2019

Patrick

A person who loves trains.

Person A: "Who's that guy always talking about trains?"
Person B: "That's obviously Patrick."

by GlaoOfTheCentury69 September 7, 2019

PaTrIcK

He’s the worlds shortest guy. He’s name is HALILI. He sits at the front of the class. He says 64-64.

Patrick : 64-64

by TheOneAndOnly-CXFU September 16, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is a weeb patrick loves a jojos and trys to bring back old dead memes

Patrick big weeb me not likey

by blue eyes white dragon September 23, 2019

Patrick

patrick is one of the worst people you will meet. he will continuously embarrass the shit out of you in many public situations and might i add be one of the most cringey guys out there. long nights of playing fortnite and crying listening to XXXtentation and $uicide $quad will bascially sum up Patrick's days. Sorry dude, Patrick's aren't the best people out there.

Girl A: Ah I just dumped Patrick
Girl B: Good! I'm surprised you even dated him in the first place. Patrick's are always the weirdest fucks out there.

by surreal donuts October 20, 2019

Patrick

Bald crusty nonce. Knows to annoy people and be a moaning bastard. Had severe skin deformities due to poor hygiene. Normally bald or receding at an alarming rate.

Alex: fuck me what’s that smell?
Dolan: thinks it’s Patrick.

by Thewordman October 28, 2019

Patrick

Arsehole

your being a real patrick today

by bajahaubs October 29, 2019