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Clive Kent's Fucking Mum

Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).
Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"
by Sabi Gunter May 17, 2025
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ur mum

ur mum
by Aaron GD January 17, 2019
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mum

a person who washes your bum when you were a child
malmon :mum

lenarmac :yes

malmon: time wash me bum
by lecar December 6, 2021
mugGet the mummug.

Ur mum

The ultimate insult to destroy your enemies weaknesses: no u
Fred: ur gay
Bob: do you know who else is?
Fred: no
Bob: ur mum
Fred: (gets sniped)
by Ur_mum_gay1 October 31, 2021
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ur mum

Any sentence that has to do with “ur mum” indicates that the person who said that is either homosexual or is seeking a sexual partner who is the same sex.
Oh I went to ur mums house last night, and I made out with a guy.
by Asian Daddy Slayer April 16, 2022
mugGet the ur mummug.

mum

by mc muffin 11 November 3, 2018
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Ya mum

An exquisite comeback to any wrekc roast, or burn. This comeback can also be followed up with something else.
Person 1: Ur a fatass
you: Well, ya mum
by Ya nan gay June 21, 2021
mugGet the Ya mummug.

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