Minecraft

Minecraft is a game that is better than fortnite

Person 1: Fortnite is better than Minecraft
Person 2: bishhhhhh not anymore 🤪🤪🤪

by Fat bish August 30, 2019

Minecraft

Literally just building blocks but 10x more fun. Idk both kinda fun.

Person 1: Wanna play Minecraft?
Person 2: And go blind from sitting in front a screen for too long!?!? sure.

by Kainokml June 2, 2022

Minecraft

Virtual and legal alternative to drugs, the best shit you'll ever do.

Person 1: Wanna go to this party-
Person 2: FUCK THAT SHIT I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT

by senpaielias July 24, 2019

Minecraft

A fascinating 3d games

" get the f*ck out of my room, mom, im playing minecraft!"

by Chonki February 5, 2021

Minecraft

Ok

'What's Minecraft?' "Ok."

by Yassine Harbaoui September 5, 2019

minecraft deepthroat

A diamond hoe penetrates so deep into your trachea that it reaches your lungs.

How was your date with Steve last night?

He wasn't much in bed, but then he minecraft deepthroated me and the night got so much better!

by minecrafthoe106 March 9, 2019

/buy minecraft

You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.

You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!

by bymeok October 24, 2022