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M. Night Shyamalanism

Verb: To pull something spectacular off once, and then fail miserably each time you try to do it again.
1) Dude, your second attempt at dinner last night was such an M. Might Shyamalanism.

2) I thought it could work, but I ended up doing an M. Night Shyamalanism.
by Lltan November 1, 2010
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B A M F

I want to buy a car that is a B A M F
by Bamf424 April 19, 2007
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scott m. gimple

the person who killed the walking dead by killing off an important character
Person 1: "have you heard of Scott M. Gimple"
Person 2: "yeah he is literal trash"
by carl grimes deserved better December 13, 2017
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M-EZ Disease

M-EZ Disease (pronounced em-ease): A very common but highly under diagnosed disease which affects people of all genders, ethnicities, and socioeconomic backgrounds. It is an non-infectious non-heritable disease.
M-EZ disease is a psychological illness that causes the inability to return feelings of like/love/interest once these feelings are shown to them by a crush/love interest/date. Sufferers of M-EZ may become smitten with a special someone and pursue them however once the feelings are reciprocated the original feeling felt by the diseased are no longer present. Alternatively, if a sufferer of M-EZ is being pursued they cannot return this interest until the pursuer has moved on or become unavailible. At this point they may gain interest but even if shown again by the original pursuer the interest is then lost. M-EZ sufferers are often judged and blamed as being "only in it for the chase", however they are unable to control themselves and often feel remorse for their lack of feelings. M-EZ disease can be present in severe forms or more mild cases (Acute M-EZ Disease).

The only cure for M-EZ disease is the right person.
Me: OMG! I've liked this guy for so long, but today when he asked me out I realized I have no feelings for him.
Friend: You should get your head checked out. That sounds like a total case of M-EZ Disease!
Me: I feel bad, I totally led him on.
Friend: You can't help it, you're sick.
by g-unit12345678 March 7, 2009
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M. Night Shyamalan

The bastard who ruined my childhood by making The Last Airbender. Should be called M. Night SHAME-alan.
Avatar: The Last Airbender was a TERRIFIC SHOW. Then M. Night Shyamalan came and fucked it all up.
by smreidy113 September 2, 2010
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ibm model m

Greatest mechanical keyboard ever made. Mady by IBM. Made starting in 1985 & still being made today by Unicomp.
The IBM Model M is the greatest keyboard known to man.
by Line Line August 8, 2016
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b&m broadband

Based on the UK store name b&m bargains, popular for being cheap and "jippo" saying someone has "b&m broadband" states they have a rubbish connection and a cheap internet,
mainly when playing on a video game and lagging.
rob: omg harry you have b&m broadband
harry: not my fault its lagging
by karok123 May 2, 2010
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