Goblin Mode

A mode Soren Rosdahl commonly spiritualizes into where he goes rabid and crazy.

Soren went goblin mode

by Deksun December 10, 2022

Croch Goblin

A subject of which a human has pushed from their nether regions.

I hate croch goblins... they just ruin everything.
That's her croch goblin.
My parents want me to have croch goblins. I will cry.

by Local whore October 15, 2022

Closet Goblin

A homosexual or queer person (oftentimes in denial) who happens to be homophobic.

My friend's brother just called me the f-slur. I don't know why he's so homophobic, he literally has a boyfriend. God, he's such a fucking closet goblin!

by anonymous September 26, 2020

vent goblin

My son

Have you ever seen Craig's vent goblin. He is dark!

by Thypurestandgreatestdadever March 31, 2024

sausage goblin

a gay person

wow did you see paul and josh last night? what a couple of sausage goblins

by meggly October 27, 2021

Vaush-Goblin Fallacy

When someone in an argument argues the semantics of a word/phrase, rather than making a retort against the other person's argument.

Person 1: No lolis aren't children, they're actually young-looking women.
Person 2: Nice Vaush-Goblin Fallacy loser

by goblinski May 8, 2024

Purple Goblin

An penis that has been erect for more than four hours due to boner pill abuse.

Sam had a purple goblin last night. He's still at the hospital.

by NinjaGerbil September 16, 2016