To some, the greatest powerlifter of all time. To others, still the GOAT. All intelligent powerlifters know his name. He is very kind, humble even in his massive strength, and generous. He is a great guy; someone who you’d want to be friends with. He has big hands and feet, short legs, and long torso, and is 5’6 and 220 lbs.
Powerlifter 1: Hey, I was at Boss of Bosses last weekend and I met Ed Coan!
Powerlifter 2: I am very jealous!! I wish I had signed up for that meet!
Powerlifter 2: I am very jealous!! I wish I had signed up for that meet!
by SlimShady344 December 15, 2017
by Faxtual Speaker October 29, 2021
Getting Dodd 'ed....the word itself is Similar to "dotted" as in getting your I dotted, except totally different. Getting Dodd 'ed means a guy who comes over to see you for sex only a couple times a week or month, and when he cums, he says OH YEAH BABY HERE I GO, and when he leaves, he makes a straight line (not dotted) to another female to Dodd her P also. "OH YEAH!" He just goes around Dodd ing all the lady's P's. munching and punching. and its starts over again and again, sort of like being Rick Rolled.
She thought she had her a good man, but to her dismay, he was just Dodd 'ing her.
He Dodd 'ed her so many times, she ran out of lube
He Dodds like a Rabbit
He Dodd 'ed her so many times, she ran out of lube
He Dodds like a Rabbit
by theblogking March 19, 2023
by Swagman158461 November 19, 2021
He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you
by Urban Wildlife November 30, 2023
Like go postal, but the shooter is goin' to college. The academic, pressures, cliques, Greek life, and latent homosexuality of so many college activities drives a minority of undergraduates into the going co-ed zone. Especially where state gun laws are less restrictive and where psychological evaluations matter less, they can pack heat and now down fellow co-eds, profs if they're really pissed. See Virginia Tech.
Horrified co-ed 1: Omg! It's like he's gonna go co-ed. He looks like a total freakazoid nerdster and totz ready to shoot
Horrified co-ed 2: and he's hot for the BMOC - never gonna get a piece of that either
Horrified co-ed 3: and he's been collecting semi-automatics! Shite.
Horrified co-ed 1: so are we gonna go to intro Econ class he's in tomorrow?
Horrified co-ed 2: yeah.
Horrified co-ed 3: sure why not.
Horrified co-ed 2: and he's hot for the BMOC - never gonna get a piece of that either
Horrified co-ed 3: and he's been collecting semi-automatics! Shite.
Horrified co-ed 1: so are we gonna go to intro Econ class he's in tomorrow?
Horrified co-ed 2: yeah.
Horrified co-ed 3: sure why not.
by IkuraEater August 10, 2014
THE HOTTEST SEXY LITTLE GINGER TWINK MAN MAKES ME MOAN, STICK A HAIRBRUSH UP MY ASS, AND IRISH DANCE TO THE SHAPE OF YOU WHILE SNORTING STEROIDS. MAKES ME CREAM OUT PHOTOGRAPHS WHILE TWIRLLING MY HAIR AND AGGERISVLY BITING MY LIP. MY FAVORITE FOOT FETISH, SQUIERLY DADDY DINKY BADDIE BABYGIRL WITH GINGER PUBES.
by bigjuciymommy206 November 22, 2021