Captain Flapjacks

King of the pancakes, my bestie

"YOOOOOOOO CAPTAIN FLAPJACKS IS A PANCAKE"
"no he is the KING of pancakes----and my bestie"

by spideygirl1989 January 10, 2023

Captain Puffy

The girl who made Josh Bingle(ellum) the man he is today.

Person 1: "Hey who is Captain Puffy?"
Person 2: "OH, she's the one who made josh have 1300 subscribers and part of the morning among us lobby, basically the pereson who made him fairly famous."

by cucucucuucmber March 16, 2023

Captain Sack Sparrow

A sexual act where two men sit, facing each other, while a third person positions themselves to pull their oars, as if to row a boat.

Down for a Captain Sack Sparrow at my place later Todd? Woman is coming.

by Jellyman7201 March 21, 2023

Captain Mike the Sailor

A truly scallywag that will man the ship live nobody's business. Catch em on the poop deck in the all white G-Fazo's with that fat zyn pack in his mouth and a tooly on his waste. You can also catch him on shore sippin' reds and acting a fool

Captain Mike the Sailor has the dustiest G-Fazo's I've ever seen

by Mikeysling3 March 22, 2023

Block Captain

The captain, commander, or leader of the “block”.

If you want to hit that lick, you gotta get the ok from the Block Captain.

by G.H.E.T.T.O. G.O.D. April 4, 2023

friend zone captain

That guy who is straight, but still gets friend zoned by every girl he comes into contact with.

Why do I have to be a friend zone captain?? I ain't that ugly.

by P3N1S H3R0 November 17, 2016

talking to the captain

felating a woman's clitoris. Term derived from the slang for a womans clitoris 'The man in a boat'.

'Right then Barry' declared sharon 'first things first, I want to see you talking to the captain before you stick that cock up me - its not all about you!!'

by chesterpest January 22, 2010