by Sexsigyrl August 27, 2018
A sexual act so depraved that it has been banned from most civilised countries. It also helps if one of your sexual partners resembles Margaret Thatcher in drag.
We have ten people, one more and we can all get funky with a session of 'Canada's History'. Hope the Mounties don't bust in this time.
by The Threatdown February 05, 2010
A completely raunchy sex act involving the antlers of a moose, a jar of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
by Shurimpu February 05, 2010
An incredibly depraved sexual act in which a man penetrates a woman while defecating inside the Stanley Cup, while an unwed teenage mother injects maple syrup inside the first woman's anus in order to prepare her to take the antlers of a taxidermy moose-head.
by randomshoes February 05, 2010
Canada's History is often analogous with 'anal sex' due to Canada being the largest producer of natural uranium in the world. As we all know, uranium originated in Uranus, the planet, and was passed down to the Americas (considering North America speaks for the planet Earth) through space capsules that carry minerals like pigeons carry babies to expecting mothers. As we know, Uranus often reminds us of 'anal sex', and by extension, so does Canada, the asshole of the universe. Stephen Colbert approves this message on his February 4, 2010 episode.
Susie: You took it up my back alley yesterday, why would you want more?
Pepe: What can I say? I can't get enough of Canada's History.
Pepe: What can I say? I can't get enough of Canada's History.
by The Planet Pluto February 05, 2010
A sex act which consists of plunging moose antlers into two different women with a bottle of maple syrup in your ass as you dunk your balls in the stanley cup while getting blown by a hockey player with no front teeth.
by garbageman2012 February 05, 2010
The sexual act of sticking the head of a retarded midget dipped in maple syrup into the anus or vagina.
by twofoot February 05, 2010