ella cousins

best person ever. she is A HOTTIE and always will be. shes just so QuiRKy and different lolololol. She is always ready to stab anyone and bury their limbs in a flower pot. if you are here so you can find her a gift get her DINAMITE DORITOSSS. ella cousins is cool so... tell her shes awesome cause she is.

ella cousins is hot ong.

by imbetterthanyousooooosuckit December 8, 2021

second-cousin-twice-removed

1- Grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's grandchild.

second-cousin-twice-removed.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

third-cousin-twice-removed

1- Great-great-great-grandparent's sibling's great-grandchild / Grandparent's third-cousin.
2- Great-grandparent's sibling's great-great-great-grandchild / Third-cousin's grandchild.

My third-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

Cousins by the half dozens

A typical descriptor of the modern extended nuclear family. No longer can people claim to have dozens of cousins when average children per family rates have dropped so drastically since the baby boom era.

Vinny: Hey Joe! How was your family reunion paisano?
Joe: Hey Vinny! It was good. My nonna and aunts and uncles were all there. There was plenty of linguine left over since I got cousins by the half dozens.

by Church Wexler May 3, 2025

Uber Cousin

The relation between two people who share first cousins, but are not related to eachother through blood

Jared and Josh are Uber cousins because they aren't related by blood, but they share first cousins....This makes Jared's mom and sister fair game for Josh.

by jdrxb6 May 17, 2011

first-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's first-cousin.
2- First-cousin's great-grandchild.

My first-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

fourth cousin-aunt

Parent's female fourth cousin.

My fourth cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019