The Brian Jonestown Massacre

A band ran by an absolute skank who infamously brawled with one of his band members on stage in Melbourne. Their music sucks too

Bro did you go see The Brian Jonestown Massacre concert?
Nah, I'd much rather see The Dandy Warhols

by tktktktktktktktktk May 11, 2024

Brian Moment

An instance of brutally ironic misfortune in one's life, typically in-line with "worst case scenario" predictions.

Brian: "I just met this beautiful woman who I have a lot in common with and we get along great. Only problem is she just started dating a guy who sounds a lot like me."
Alex: "Boy, that's a Brian Moment if I ever heard one."

by uncle_bongo February 14, 2024

max brian stevens

A very strong and hunky sexy dude who is very smart and gets all the lady’s and is very independent

damn is that max brian stevens he gets all the pussy

by brody628387283 March 18, 2024

Brian

A transgender shopping cart who is beautiful and ugly. He likes eating and breathing shit. He got a horendous breath. He can't even spell brain right.

HES EATING ME, wait am I shit then. In this sentence Brian is a bad boy

by oeuefy mc oeufy pants March 19, 2024

Brian Parson

Often known as "the goat" or "babygirl parson <3", Brian Parson is best known for bullying you into a bully pulpit and giving you 5's on the AP United States Government and Politics Exam. In comparison with Mr. Leuders, Parson is ass
The most babygirl baby to ever girl. He makes me want to do despicable things to my refrigerator.

I LOVE BABYGIRL BRIAN PARSON! HES SO BABYGIRLL.

by straight pisces March 20, 2024

Brian

Annoying person all in all

Bro you know Brian

Ugh yeah 🙄

by Annoying_wh0re June 27, 2021

Brian

ill keep it 💯 with you nigga, brian the type of nigga to crash a golf cart 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

and like suckin on my balls in his mouf and dont like cheese on tacos 🤬🤬

this nigg awildin 👎🏿🍆💦

Tom: what was that insane amount of vibarations?

John: oh that was brian that nigga crashed a golf cart ye heard

Tom: that nigga is straight boolin 🤵🏿 ♀️

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by bigniggaamongusballssussybaka July 12, 2021