Motherfucked The Boss

This is when you hate your life because you hate your job. Typically this is a result of hating your boss and you often find that you rant and rave about how he should be dead or in jail. So what do you do? You secretly invite his mother to the office on Mother’s Day and sneak into his office and have the dirtiest sex imaginable. Fingers in the ass...everything. But then the job isn’t done. Once you send her on her way you shit in his pencil drawer at his desk. Big steamer.

Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.

“Hi, Deanna?” It’s Jim from the front desk. Listen your son can’t talk right now, he’s in a meeting. But Happy Mothers Day! Why don’t you come to the office.”

...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...

“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”

Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.

by Larry and Rex and Benny February 4, 2020

Jizz Boss

Denzel Curry

"Jizz boss (Skeet it)
Make her drink the cum sauce (Skeet it)" -Denzel Curry

by the guacamole man August 11, 2020

Drift Boss

1: A Video Game
2: When someone in a gang, particularly a gang leader, a 'boss', pulls a drive-by on a homeless person or a random person.

Tenasha: "Did you see the gang leader hit that Drift Boss on the local Homeless Man."
Tasha: "Da."

by The real Benjamin Earthmover December 13, 2024

Big Boss

An individual of superiority. A legend, “Chad” or beast of a person. Contrary to the “Little Boss”

“I wish I could be like Jordan. He’s definitely a big boss.”

by Mr. Octavious July 6, 2022

snakester boss.

A YouTuber better than PewDiePie. Holds the world record for the longest bogey picked out of his nose. Likes to do a flop challenge and is a 2016 10 year old normie. He is also a mega gamer

Your such a snakester boss.

by Meanings for names (real). December 5, 2020

Girl-boss

A person who is most of the time part of the girls and the gays. A girl-boss is never to shut someone up or speak their mind. Most of the times they are probably better then you and total material girls

person 1: Omg did you see what she did? She literally ate and left no crumbs!

person 2: That’s because she is a total girl-boss!! DUHH!!!

by marc.da.material girl January 16, 2022

Boss Software

A software company providing websites and other commercial based applications to clients at outstanding prices!

Mark: "We should really get a website for our business!"
Lisa: "Yeah, I'll call Boss Software in the morning."
Mark: "Good idea, they are affordable and efficient!"

by gripnrip June 27, 2023