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fucking can opener

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works
"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"
by Red one... out May 6, 2014
mugGet the fucking can openermug.

open up the cheese trap

the phrase open up the cheese trap means everything and nothing. it can convey any emotion be used in any circumstance. it binds us it penetrates us. it was first uttered but the great braden jar-jar moore in the year 1123 A.D. after being set to be hanged for treason against high skibidi toilet council. right before he would fall and perish he spoke a phrase so simple and yet genius. after this he was thus set free and was deemed "king of all that is sigma". after 75 years of rule he passed on his rule to riley the bloody. he chose to spend the rest of his days in the mystical far off land of family guy 2 prop hunt. it is said he is still there to this day seeking enlightenment.
"open up the cheese trap ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿชค๐Ÿชค๐Ÿชค๐Ÿชค๐Ÿชค๐Ÿชค๐Ÿชค๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉโœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“"
by b1lth July 10, 2024
mugGet the open up the cheese trapmug.

opening dragon

when a real mf named Carlos does the griddy prior to slide cancelling into that bitches pussy while soft and yells slurs until he's hard inside of the woman (or man)
"Did you hear about Carlos doing the opening dragon?"
by openingdragon July 9, 2023
mugGet the opening dragonmug.

Open Up Yo Neck

This phrase is typically said in a mugging in which the mugger will politely ask for your necklace or chain
"Ayyo Open Up Yo Neck!" *steals chain*
by Muggers anonymous September 6, 2020
mugGet the Open Up Yo Neckmug.

Open/mineded

The ability to openly mine assets over conventional wisdom and constraints that focused completely on discarding all values determined by man.
Sherry: Iโ€™m not really for this Phil

Phil: All you have to be is open/mineded, itโ€™s coming regardless and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
by PsiRuiz April 30, 2025
mugGet the Open/minededmug.

Open Leg Meg

(1) A heavily promiscuous woman with multiple kids that she doesn't take care of...
(2) A Whore
Cops never need to tell open leg Meg to spread on
by EmJayee February 3, 2020
mugGet the Open Leg Megmug.

opening

Slang for the ritual when you open a canned beverage with your friends in a certain way
guy1:Hey bro will we be opening tonight?
guy2:Of course man.
by Rumcรกjsz March 28, 2018
mugGet the openingmug.

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