Often known as "the goat" or "babygirl parson <3", Brian Parson is best known for bullying you into a bully pulpit and giving you 5's on the AP United States Government and Politics Exam. In comparison with Mr. Leuders, Parson is ass
The most babygirl baby to ever girl. He makes me want to do despicable things to my refrigerator.
The most babygirl baby to ever girl. He makes me want to do despicable things to my refrigerator.
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A stay home dirty raggedy ass fat man who has a tiny pp underneath his amerie jeans and a crooked hairline wi the yellow teeth
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1. A once-in-a-lifetime human who could light up a room without trying, turn strangers into friends, and make any gathering feel like the main event. Known for his big heart, bigger laugh, and an uncanny ability to make people feel seen, included, and genuinely happy.
2. The guy who always showed up—whether it was for friends, family, giveaways, celebrations, or just to make someone’s day better. Generous to a fault and famous for loving the joy on people’s faces more than the prize itself.
3. (verb) To Brian Keith Drum something: to do it with enthusiasm, kindness, and a little extra flair—usually while making everyone around you smile.
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1. A once-in-a-lifetime human who could light up a room without trying, turn strangers into friends, and make any gathering feel like the main event. Known for his big heart, bigger laugh, and an uncanny ability to make people feel seen, included, and genuinely happy.
2. The guy who always showed up—whether it was for friends, family, giveaways, celebrations, or just to make someone’s day better. Generous to a fault and famous for loving the joy on people’s faces more than the prize itself.
3. (verb) To Brian Keith Drum something: to do it with enthusiasm, kindness, and a little extra flair—usually while making everyone around you smile.
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“Man, this place doesn’t feel the same without him.”
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ill keep it 💯 with you nigga, brian the type of nigga to crash a golf cart 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
and like suckin on my balls in his mouf and dont like cheese on tacos 🤬🤬
this nigg awildin 👎🏿🍆💦
and like suckin on my balls in his mouf and dont like cheese on tacos 🤬🤬
this nigg awildin 👎🏿🍆💦
Tom: what was that insane amount of vibarations?
John: oh that was brian that nigga crashed a golf cart ye heard
Tom: that nigga is straight boolin 🤵🏿 ♀️
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John: oh that was brian that nigga crashed a golf cart ye heard
Tom: that nigga is straight boolin 🤵🏿 ♀️
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