Simp Zombie

A slow stupid ignorant one sided “dead” person mainly men who tend to take the highway, half of the time, the other hand they are sneaky, clever and of course love to eat brains

Attack of the simp zombies

by Yehosher November 28, 2021

I’m simping

guy who does something nice for a girl, hoping that it'll make the girl want to date him.

I’m simping for Ariana Grande.

by Mackenzielight May 27, 2020

homie simping

the act of telling your homies that you'll do anything for them so they know u care about them so much

we're homie simping for you

by oli_whirl August 8, 2020

man simp

a woman who dates around and doesn't care about the man who she dates even if the man would do anything for her.

wow nomis a man simp

by MISTERDOT99999 April 3, 2020

simp king

the biggest simp of them all.

sam rhea is the biggest simp king i have ever seen.

by differentgravey2 June 22, 2020

simp list

a list of the people you would/will simp for,

can you believe britney put aaron on her simp list? ew.

by geh.sewer.rat_ December 6, 2020

Fifa simp

A guy or female that rage and calls fifa a tradh game after losing 0 - 3 in Fut champs but still plays the game.

Kári you always call fifa trash but you still play it you FIFA simp!

by U know who joe is? JOE MAMA! May 31, 2020