It’s national “fuck you” day. Post on your story “fuck you” because you don’t give a fuck. Honestly just don’t give a fuck today.
Dude: Hey man it’s national fuck you day! It’s October 18!
Other dude: Yea I know, I don’t give a fuck
Other dude: Yea I know, I don’t give a fuck
by Bigbangvou2756 October 18, 2019

by John the god69 April 11, 2022

January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

by Fresten June 14, 2017

"Do you know what day it is?" July 18th? "Not just July 18th, its July 18: swifty appreciation day!"
by Kirby_Krauser July 18, 2021

by Thtboysean2k September 16, 2021
