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October 18

It’s national “fuck you” day. Post on your story “fuck you” because you don’t give a fuck. Honestly just don’t give a fuck today.
Dude: Hey man it’s national fuck you day! It’s October 18!
Other dude: Yea I know, I don’t give a fuck
by Bigbangvou2756 October 18, 2019
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April 18

Did you hear they were born on April 18th
They must be gay
by John the god69 April 11, 2022
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January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019
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Value 18

The value 18 is the rate out of 10 a girl will have based on her beauty at the age of 18.
This girl is gonna be real hot... Her value 18 is really high.
by Fresten June 14, 2017
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July 18: swifty appreciation day

A day that which we appreciate the wonderful person we know as Swifty
"Do you know what day it is?" July 18th? "Not just July 18th, its July 18: swifty appreciation day!"
by Kirby_Krauser July 18, 2021
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September 18

Suck any boys dick today
Me: Let me suck your dick My friend: Bro wtf. Me: it’s September 18
by Thtboysean2k September 16, 2021
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October 18

Kiss yourcrushday
O it’s October 18 I can kiss my crush
by Diirimdj October 17, 2019
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