October 18

It’s national “fuck you” day. Post on your story “fuck you” because you don’t give a fuck. Honestly just don’t give a fuck today.

Dude: Hey man it’s national fuck you day! It’s October 18!
Other dude: Yea I know, I don’t give a fuck

by Bigbangvou2756 October 18, 2019

April 18

Gay idiots

Did you hear they were born on April 18th
They must be gay

by John the god69 April 11, 2022

January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

Value 18

The value 18 is the rate out of 10 a girl will have based on her beauty at the age of 18.

This girl is gonna be real hot... Her value 18 is really high.

by Fresten June 14, 2017

July 18: swifty appreciation day

A day that which we appreciate the wonderful person we know as Swifty

"Do you know what day it is?" July 18th? "Not just July 18th, its July 18: swifty appreciation day!"

by Kirby_Krauser July 18, 2021

September 18

Suck any boys dick today

Me: Let me suck your dick My friend: Bro wtf. Me: it’s September 18

by Thtboysean2k September 16, 2021

October 18

Kiss yourcrushday

O it’s October 18 I can kiss my crush

by Diirimdj October 17, 2019