i don't have a phone

A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.

Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?

Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.

by Loriemplism November 21, 2021

schorsch(i)

schorsch is the guy with the most drip in the city. The name comes from Bavaria. And is the nicer version of Georg. He matches the best with a person starting H and ending with E. His besties are persons starting with L or G

Today I went to schorsch(i)‘s house…
schorsch(i) is very pretty…

by schorsch(i) November 22, 2021

schorsch(i)

schorsch is the guy with the most drip in the city. The name comes from Bavaria. And is the nicer version of Georg. He matches the best with a person starting H and ending with E. His besties are persons starting with L or G

Today I went to schorsch(i)‘s house…
schorsch(i) is very pretty…

by schorsch(i) November 22, 2021

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

You thought you could out Boredom me well you were solemnly mistaken

You: i know m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q will not be defined 'sees this page' GOD DAMMIT.

by Doomed man who died of bordom November 2, 2021

I don't know

Ur gay

You are I don't know

by Ur dad is gay November 5, 2021

N I

A way to say history is useless af

N I my g am I right

by Max_t November 5, 2021

I-

What the dumbest, unfunniest, most cringeworthy, most unbased & most basic thots / hoes say when they realize they are too fucking stupid to come up with a valid point in an argument they're in.

Guy: All waifus deserve love and are cute.
Some basic ass bitch: I-
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up.

by ilovemywaifus1 November 6, 2021