why arnt you publishing my words

attention bitches and ho's of urban dictionary publishing staff! you motherfuckers better start posting my words or ima gonna come and eat u through the penis/vagina or both if u have them!!

love kelsey

(why arnt you publishing my words... cause your a faggot!)

by doctor kelsey October 13, 2011

Are you mopping up the soup I'm spilling?

A question raised by someone who is asking if a significant other understands what they are saying- similar to "You picking up what I'm putting down?"

Bobby: "And that is why Ana rejected you. Are you mopping up the soup I'm spilling?"

Adam: "Yah, I think so."

by lolcatqueen November 10, 2010

zip up his pants when you done

A response used when someone is meat riding (obsessed with) another person. They tell them to zip up his pants because they've been riding his dick.

Person 1: "Lebron is the best player of all time!!!! No one will ever beat Lebron!! Hes the goat!!!"
Person 2: "zip up his pants when you done"

by anonymousdictionary_ June 22, 2023

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot

When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.

Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."

by Overstored Milk February 24, 2015

not what you must to do like another think

famous quote from F.T.

not what you must to do like another think

by kikiviki October 16, 2014

you know what really tumbles my tambourine

same thing as you know what grinds my gears

you know what really tumbles my tambourine communism.

by smeedlle March 7, 2019

Your mom told me to say hi to you

The best pickup line there ever was. WARNING⚠️: Using this line will instantly make someone fall in love with you and possibly pass out. The effect that is made can never be reversed.

You: Hey, your mom told me to say hi to you.
Them: Will you marry me?

by Zuzusparkleton June 7, 2020