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Are you fucking me?

1) Slang term for 'Are you kidding me?'

Often used to invoke shock into an unwitting victim's heart.

2) Can be used to determine any potential sexual relations with the other person in the conversation.
1) Girl 1 - "Oh my god, he was soooo ugly!"
Girl 2 - "Are you fucking me?! He looked like George Clooney and Brad Pitt's love child!"
Girl 1 - "Am I what? Uhh.. Huh?"

2) Boy - "Clueless was shit, man. I don't know why you girls like it so much."
Girl - "Are you fucking me?!"
Boy - "I wish!"
by Kateebby October 9, 2008
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are you shitting me

Megan had sex with Sarah's boyfriend?are you shitting me .
by that bxtch April 17, 2009
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Slap you with ma’ greasy hand

Not having the time or in the mood to deal with someone’s bullshit that you wouldn’t even take the time to wipe off your hand when eating chicken wings or ribs before you slap the shit out of them.
John S.: Hey can I have one of those?

*reaches to take a bbq spare rib*

*John V turns and blocks advancing hand*

John V: Don’t make me slap you with ma’ greasy hand!
by jonnygreenjeans March 8, 2019
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Collar you with my love

1. A Chinglish slang in Hong Kong, invented by famous girl group COLLAR formerly known as MIRROR. Usage of this slang is common in the midst of 50-60s years old fans of the said group.

2. To show affection by applying physical constraint in a form of a collar.

3. An abstract means of comedy that showcases one's intellect by misusing this slang in every sentence.
Boy: I will Collar you with my love.
Girl: *Chokes*
Boy: Yeah that's about right.

A: Tonight eat what west?
B: Collar.
A: Collar what?
B: Collar you with my love.
A: *dies*
by womanpredator666 January 23, 2022
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papa-can-you-hear-me

Based on the Barbra Streisand line - and song - from "Yentl". Used to define a person desperately seeking recognition.
- What do you think of my new orkut community, "friends that love me so much?"
- Oh, you're so papa-can-you-hear-me!
by helvetico August 30, 2006
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eight you skate nine you're mine

The golden rule of interstate driving when the speed limit is 70 MPH. 78 MPH will allow you to go unseen by cops, but 79 MPH will most result in a traffic violation known as failure to observe the speed limit.
Little Johnny: "My mother always said to watch your speed limit in this area because it's the eight you skate nine you're mine type of district."
by alexgonzales101 October 2, 2013
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i'll take you to mickey d

Usually used as the finish of a threat. "Not only am I done with you, I'll take you to Mickey D!"
by Mama-smh June 1, 2017
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