a bad-ass who, like the shark in Jaws, won't go down, according to Quint, "even with three barrels on 'em".
by Irie Zozobra August 13, 2015
Get the three-barrel sharkmug. The beater of the ultimate argument winner Two camels in a Tiny car because A: 3 is more then 2. B: Camels are cooler then lamas. C: Hummers crush tiny cars. Finally a comeback to all those Douches out there who use this as a legit comeback.
Douche: Hey, dude, you know 13 inches is a foot right?
Dude: WTF are you talking about? It's 12 inches to a foot.
Douche: Really, TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!
Dude: Three Lamas in a Hummer
Douche: dam it :(
Dude: WHAT! Pwned
Dude: WTF are you talking about? It's 12 inches to a foot.
Douche: Really, TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!
Dude: Three Lamas in a Hummer
Douche: dam it :(
Dude: WHAT! Pwned
by Bob Jenkens November 3, 2011
Get the Three Lamas in a Hummermug. Similar to the one legged pirate, but takes a real BDSM spin to it, upon completion of a one legged pirate swiftly kick your partner in the guts, and when they hit the poop deck with two knees and a hand (on grasping the stomach) immidiently go for yar prize, and finish once more in thar booty.
The spin off to 50 shades of grey is 50 shades of red, and contains the three legged pirate as the finisher
by the quacker February 19, 2015
Get the three legged piratemug. When a threesome has sex while covered in chili. Can be expanded to a chili four way or chili five way with 1 or 2 more partners. Add beans or cheese as needed.
Guy: hey want to do a chili three way with that hot chick over there
Guy: yeah i’ll go grab some skyline
Guy: yeah i’ll go grab some skyline
by Derfouteur February 2, 2021
Get the Chili Three Waymug. Three tequila Lauren is not necessarily a Lauren after three tequilas, but more of a state of being and is the most fun evolution of Lauren. Can also be referred to as 3TL.
by Purple blue crayon November 10, 2021
Get the three tequila laurenmug. The rite of cutting off of the foreskin of a celebrity couple's male offspring, turned into a media circus by the paparazzi.
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's plans for a private bris for their son Liam turned into a three ring circumcision when a swag-bellied swarm of acrobatic paparazzi tumbled into the rite of passage.
by loincloth January 12, 2008
Get the three ring circumcisionmug. A large, glittery walrus that appears can appear anywhere and at any time, but for three seconds only. It is fond of slaughtering things and consequentially said appearances often end in three second massacres. The three second rule makes no difference to him.
by MagnificentRikki November 15, 2012
Get the Three Second Walrusmug.