Julian Joseph

A fucking absolute psychopath. The most ruthless son of a bitch you'll ever meet. Hope you like arguing over who gets the last word. Julian Joseph is the type of friend to say he has plans already even though they guy has nothing going on. He is also the type of dude to say he has a 9 inch wiener, when we all know its pushing 3 inches. He has a tendency to watch gay porn as well. One day I walked in on him jacking off, but really he was using a monster dildo shoved 15 inches up his ass. Julian Joseph is the type of dudes to think he is the alpha male but deep down he already knows who his daddy is. I hope and pray no one has to put up with a Julian Joseph, if so good luck to you soldier. He is also the one friend in the friend group when they say ,"well fellas, we lost a good one today" Honestly, being a Julian Joseph might be the worst human being on this planet. If you see one out in the wild, RUN!!!! FUCK YOU, Julian Joseph, FUCK YOU! Although sometimes the man has a heart <3

"Have you heard of Julian Joseph?"
"Yeah, that guy. He's clinically insane"

by RyanKeith December 11, 2023

Joseph Alexander Martinez: Anywheru Workue Releasiei

Joseph Alexander Martinez: Anywheru Workue Releasiei

Joseph Alexander Martinez: Anywheru Workue Releasiei

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Joseph Takagi

The first person to be shot in Die Hard. He also owned Nakatomi Plaza and after his death John Mcclane's girlfriend ended up taking over the company.

Hans grueber: I am going to count to 3
Hans grueber: 1, 2, 3
Joseph Takagi: I dont know the code, your just gonna have to shoot me :/
Hans grueber: Ok. (gun raises) *BANG!*

by In My Sights1 February 2, 2022

Joseph

Wayne, CHY, CKL's father

My father is named Joseph.

by Call me father November 21, 2021

Joseph

Some kid that acts really fruity most of the time, but is still really fun to hang out with.

Person 1: Hey, did you here that Joseph blew a kiss to Brandon at lunch today

Person 2: Yeah. Joseph is kinda fruity, but he's cool too.

by RaubSucks December 7, 2021

Joseph

A hypocritical retard who doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut and smells of shit & ciggarettes.

"Joseph snitched on everyone because he's a fucking hypocritical cunt"

by retarded_dumbass May 13, 2024

Joseph

The guy that everyone stays away from at parties, he has good jokes but only sometimes, he's annoying but a good friend even if he wants to be more than just that.

Joseph is funny

by Lampandlight July 13, 2021