joseph gordon-levitt

just a beautiful amazing racially ambiguous man
also a very good actor and was a part of the absolute masterpiece 10 things i hate about you

person 1:yk whos fine shyt?
person 2:joseph gordon-levitt?
person 1:hell yeah

by alternativeoutrolucki May 31, 2025

Julian Joseph

A fucking absolute psychopath. The most ruthless son of a bitch you'll ever meet. Hope you like arguing over who gets the last word. Julian Joseph is the type of friend to say he has plans already even though they guy has nothing going on. He is also the type of dude to say he has a 9 inch wiener, when we all know its pushing 3 inches. He has a tendency to watch gay porn as well. One day I walked in on him jacking off, but really he was using a monster dildo shoved 15 inches up his ass. Julian Joseph is the type of dudes to think he is the alpha male but deep down he already knows who his daddy is. I hope and pray no one has to put up with a Julian Joseph, if so good luck to you soldier. He is also the one friend in the friend group when they say ,"well fellas, we lost a good one today" Honestly, being a Julian Joseph might be the worst human being on this planet. If you see one out in the wild, RUN!!!! FUCK YOU, Julian Joseph, FUCK YOU! Although sometimes the man has a heart <3

"Have you heard of Julian Joseph?"
"Yeah, that guy. He's clinically insane"

by RyanKeith December 11, 2023

Joseph Takagi

The first person to be shot in Die Hard. He also owned Nakatomi Plaza and after his death John Mcclane's girlfriend ended up taking over the company.

Hans grueber: I am going to count to 3
Hans grueber: 1, 2, 3
Joseph Takagi: I dont know the code, your just gonna have to shoot me :/
Hans grueber: Ok. (gun raises) *BANG!*

by In My Sights1 February 2, 2022

Joseph Liddell

Watch out he is comin' for your mom *lick *lick

Loves Zuc

"Get out Joseph Liddell stop doing that to my mom!!!"

by DaSouth420 March 21, 2019

Joseph

Joseph is a funny guy, hes popular with the ladoes but he doesnt know it, hes always hungry, even though he always has food, he wants other people, after a week of being his friend you’ll feel like you knew him your whole life, he’s smart in school, but kind of slow in life, he’ll be there for you when you need it, and all though slow, he would be a great boyfriend, we all need a Joseph!

A: Omg look at how funny he is
B: Yeah! Hes such a joseph!

by The relationship people law March 22, 2023

Joseph Whitsey

Often referred to as “Pedro”, fuck knows why. Can be absolute sarcastic cunt at times. Known for reaching for laughs from his friends (Sometimes he can actually be funny). He’s alright to have around though. He’s got a little batty and minuscule youghurt slinger, still never gets him down though. Don’t even start talking football with him.

Oi Joseph Whitsey

by TheMunterHunter November 23, 2021

Joseph

A racist piece of shit.

"Woah he's so racist!"
"Yeah that's cus he's Joseph!"

by Bogis Joseppi November 21, 2023