Tom Daley

World Champion Olympic Diver
Won loads of meadals
Mary quinn will marry him :)

PERSON ONE: Have you heard of tom daley

PERSON TWO; OF COURSE

by ilovetomdaley December 19, 2009

TOM GRESH

THE ORIGINAL MAN WHORE HAS NO PROBLEM HAVING SEX WITH AS MANY WOMEN AS POSSIBLE.ONCE A VERY POPULAR SINGER NOW KNOWN FOR HIS STINTS AT THE KAROKE BARS.WOMEN LOVE HIM AND MOST MEN HATE HIM.HE IS AN ENIGMA.

BOY I WISH I WAS TOM GRESH HE HITS EVERYTHING

by DR X 6969 1969 February 3, 2009

Tom and Jerry

A Tom and Jerry is a traditional Christmas time cocktail in the United States, devised by British journalist Pierce Egan in the 1820s. It is a variant of eggnog with brandy and rum added and served hot, usually in a mug or a bowl.

"I'll have 2 pints of lager and a Tom and Jerry, thanks Guv'ner'

by karientoch March 18, 2019

Bruce Tom

A guy who masturbates watching kpop porn with girls and guys and uses skype too often.

That bruce masturbates to kpop, what a Bruce Tom

by John Smith5 December 19, 2012

Bubblin' Tom

The act of having someone urinate into your anus via a funnel, then defecating both their urine and your own feces directly into their mouth, and topping it off with an elbow drop, old school WWF-style. Attaching a plastic tube to the funnel is optional but adds a touch of class to this otherwise tasteless act.

Normally when people pee in my butt with a funnel, I give them the Bubblin' Tom. But since Daniel is such a classy guy, he used a plastic tube like a beer bong, so I decided not to retaliate.

by Master of the Tom June 19, 2009

p-tom

P-TOM \ p-tom \ transitive noun:
1. Someone who operates, owns, or manages a website based on plur
2. Someone that does the above wearing target underwear
3. RON PAUL

p-tots-p-tots-pedo bear-ron paul, the guy on the couch

p-tom: see above

by Chris Hanson watching February 22, 2008

Tom Bullock

A funny, muscly guy that is sweet. He has a crush called dave. Dave is gay. Tom loves his xbox and he loves massive cunts, wet pussy and massive tits ;) Anyway Tom is a great guy and he is my friend :)

Love Steph Burrage :)

Dave: "you are such a Tom Bullock"

by Stephxxxxxxxxxxx December 31, 2011