three legged pirate

Similar to the one legged pirate, but takes a real BDSM spin to it, upon completion of a one legged pirate swiftly kick your partner in the guts, and when they hit the poop deck with two knees and a hand (on grasping the stomach) immidiently go for yar prize, and finish once more in thar booty.

The spin off to 50 shades of grey is 50 shades of red, and contains the three legged pirate as the finisher

by the quacker February 19, 2015

three-barrel shark

a bad-ass who, like the shark in Jaws, won't go down, according to Quint, "even with three barrels on 'em".

Always be a three-barrel shark and make them wish they had a bigger boat.

by Irie Zozobra August 13, 2015

three-legged dinosaur

a dinosaur that a kid draws and miserably fails.

(chris) wow look at that kids three-legged dinosaur
(brady) yeah totally not mine

by Illegal Memes October 4, 2016

three white teenagers

Extremely racist joke on google. If you google "three white teenagers", you will find a picture of three happy white teens holding footballs and a basketball; if you google "three black teenagers", you will find a picture of convicted black teenagers.

The joke has been so overused that if you will now google "three white/black teenagers", you will only find screenshots of this meme.

Person 1: 'Yo! Have you heard about googling "three black teenagers" and then "three white teenagers"?'
Person 2: 'Are you retarded'

Person 1: 'I think that the founders of google are racist! Just look at the "three black vs. white teenagers" search results!'

by ovecka_cg November 23, 2016

Three cheese tortellini

The food with the most destructive capacity known to mankind. Is destined to eventually destroy Pizza Mozzarella. Three cheese tortellini has been observed in the past to be capable of warping reality. Also it tastes pretty good. But you probably shouldn't try to eat it because it will likely defend itself

Person 1: "Yo I just saw some three cheese tortellini in a bowl."
Person 2: "Dude it can do literally anything. You should be afraid."
Person 1 then tried to eat the three cheese tortellini and was instantly erased from existence. Who was I talking about again?

by White.ini March 14, 2019

World War Three

AKA WW3, World War 3 is a war that is prolly gonna happen soon.
Iran vs america boys.
also btw activision u need to make cod ww2

Bruh World War Three gonna happen

by xx boris johnson xx January 4, 2020

Three Second Walrus

A large, glittery walrus that appears can appear anywhere and at any time, but for three seconds only. It is fond of slaughtering things and consequentially said appearances often end in three second massacres. The three second rule makes no difference to him.

"I narrowly escaped getting killed by the three second walrus!"

by MagnificentRikki November 15, 2012