three ring circumcision

The rite of cutting off of the foreskin of a celebrity couple's male offspring, turned into a media circus by the paparazzi.

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's plans for a private bris for their son Liam turned into a three ring circumcision when a swag-bellied swarm of acrobatic paparazzi tumbled into the rite of passage.

by loincloth January 12, 2008

three-barrel shark

a bad-ass who, like the shark in Jaws, won't go down, according to Quint, "even with three barrels on 'em".

Always be a three-barrel shark and make them wish they had a bigger boat.

by Irie Zozobra August 13, 2015

three legged pirate

Similar to the one legged pirate, but takes a real BDSM spin to it, upon completion of a one legged pirate swiftly kick your partner in the guts, and when they hit the poop deck with two knees and a hand (on grasping the stomach) immidiently go for yar prize, and finish once more in thar booty.

The spin off to 50 shades of grey is 50 shades of red, and contains the three legged pirate as the finisher

by the quacker February 19, 2015

Chili Three Way

When a threesome has sex while covered in chili. Can be expanded to a chili four way or chili five way with 1 or 2 more partners. Add beans or cheese as needed.

Guy: hey want to do a chili three way with that hot chick over there
Guy: yeah i’ll go grab some skyline

by Derfouteur February 2, 2021

Three Lamas in a Hummer

The beater of the ultimate argument winner Two camels in a Tiny car because A: 3 is more then 2. B: Camels are cooler then lamas. C: Hummers crush tiny cars. Finally a comeback to all those Douches out there who use this as a legit comeback.

Douche: Hey, dude, you know 13 inches is a foot right?
Dude: WTF are you talking about? It's 12 inches to a foot.
Douche: Really, TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!
Dude: Three Lamas in a Hummer
Douche: dam it :(
Dude: WHAT! Pwned

by Bob Jenkens November 3, 2011

World War Three

AKA WW3, World War 3 is a war that is prolly gonna happen soon.
Iran vs america boys.
also btw activision u need to make cod ww2

Bruh World War Three gonna happen

by xx boris johnson xx January 4, 2020

Three Second Walrus

A large, glittery walrus that appears can appear anywhere and at any time, but for three seconds only. It is fond of slaughtering things and consequentially said appearances often end in three second massacres. The three second rule makes no difference to him.

"I narrowly escaped getting killed by the three second walrus!"

by MagnificentRikki November 15, 2012