What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 05, 2025
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natsuhiko the first

NATSUHIKO THE FIRST IS VERY VERY SWAG. THEY WATCH NYAN NEKO SUGAR GIRLS, GAKUEN HANDSOME, AND THEY COSPLAY. MEGA SWAG. BARK BARK.
Have you heard this rumor? I heard that Natsuhiko The First is a simp for Hitoshi-san from Nyan Neko Sugar Girls..
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My sesqui-first great-cousin-nephew is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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Broadway and First

A shitty acoustic-pop band in Fountain Hills, Arizona. Features a TERRIBLY off-key vocalist and a mediocre guitarist.
If I listened to an entire song by Broadway and First, I would have to shoot myself in the temple.
by Twain Mark July 15, 2008
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When a CENTRAL PLACE FUNCTION with another HOMOSEXUAL committs massive bank fraud along with TELLERS to EFFECT.
This was on APRIL 1, 2022 as I had later gotten a RAMEN SOUP in HOLLSDALE FOOD COURT and my number was number 52. Before that ANAL ALAN JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE who is ALAN I WALDMAN went into the BARNES AND NOBLE SAN MATEO who with STARBUCKS there have STRIGGER'S relations , as so what happened I opened up my suitcases to get my money out and closed them right away and sat on the floor looking at LANGUAGE BOOKS and I finally decided on two , so it was SWEDISH and ERITREA LANGUAGE DICTIONARY'S so when I went to pay for them "I WAS ACCOSTED BY THIS HOMOSEXIAL and his SECURITY FRIEND as the HOMONGENSEXUAL FIRST TRESPASS planning in place already and they stop me from paying and made me leave the store" THE point at this experience "they assumed I shoplift but they are dumb asses as I don't in fact I just got buying over $50 worth of books on this pivotal "WOULD BE MENLO PARK attack date of getting JACKED OUT OF MY PROPERTY by "the BIG PLAN , JAMES PARK SUBWAY SH00TER HOTEL LADY GAGA instigator , " as they were burning mad at me as you will see in the ,"URBAN DICTIONARY, "JUST THE FACTS MAM".
by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 21, 2022
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