the amount of fucks i give

None

No fucks shall be given today

not a single fuck will be given today
The amount of fucks I give is 0

by Fap master 22 October 9, 2013

the omie effect

A magic ability that allows the person who wields it to get practically any female he wants. Women can't help but fall and go crazy for the person who is in possession of this special power. Made popular by a teenager named Omir in 2008 in the Dallas/Fort Worth area of Texas.

"Wow. That gorgeous sorority girl is all about Omie tonight!"

"Well what ya expect? This phenomenon is called The Omie Effect!"

by BBCKRS-1 December 22, 2013

The Pendering

Term that the readers of the Archie's Sonic The Hedgehog comic use to refer to the lawsuit between Archie Comics and the former writer Ken Penders, who copyrighted all his original characters from the comic. The lawsuit resulted in the removal of a large chunk of characters and back story from the comic, which leaded to a reboot. More specifically, the removal all the original characters and stories not created by the current head writer Ian Flynn.

Q: "What happened to Knuckles' family and all the other echidnas?"
A: "The Pendering happened."

by Sunwalker May 17, 2014

The OC boat docking

"The OC boat docking"

Da-ohh-sea bow-ta dak-ing

Verb

The OC boat docking is similar but not to be confused with its sexual counterpart that is the space docking. Where, these two differ is the act before deficating into a vagina. With the space docking one just shits into a participating women's vagina. Much like a space shuttle docking at a space station. The OC boat docking involves releasing ones booze filled urine from a night of pounding natural lights and fireball into the participating females puss hole. Following this act of R. kelly like style urination

the male then lines up his turd cutter with the females frontal butthole I.E vagina and then he releases his old bay infested turds into her pee filled sex hole. Much like a boat docking into a boat slip outside of The Strangler on a Sunday. This sex move derives it's name from the shore side town of Ocean City, Maryland. It's origin is said to have begun from a house on lark lane on a "sonny" day. Now, widely popular. You can hear tales of the OC boat docking throughout the mid-Atlantic.

Mitch"Bro, did you hear about what Turbo Tom pulled off last night?"

Jake "no"

Mitch" he pulled of the OC boat docking, there was a fucking mess everywhere"

Jake "hell yea, to the moon bro"

by "The legend of 403 c sunshine" January 5, 2014

the emo tree

A tree at Centennial High School where the emo kids enjoy standing under during the school day and between classes. Under it features a strong lineup of your favorite emos, goths, and metal heads. On occasion they like to listen to death metal out of a speaker in one of their backpacks. During the winter, when the tree is blocked off by the large snowbank, they stand next to it. Once a rival school tried to cut down the emo tree, but the emo guardians came and defended the tree.

"Dude did you see the pack around the emo tree today?"

"Yeah I bet they were doing a sacrifice"

by WhatsAPseudonym May 8, 2014

The Dinosaur Thing

Refering to a pornografic GIF posted at Funsubstance.com picturing a woman having a foursome with three Pterosaurs.

This is never to be spoken of.

Frank: "Hey, you guys remember The Dinosaur Thing?"
*four people start crying*

Carl: "God damnit, Frank, don't you ever bring that up!"

by Furryblanket April 12, 2015

The Donny Difference

The Donny Difference is heard in the popular movie "Ted 2" a janitor named "Donny" says to the head of Hasbro saying "I know which urinal you use, number 4. most janitors just flip over the urinal cakes but put in new ones, that's the Donny difference." and is also used as a secret password.

Friend 1 "Hey man, went I went to the bathroom they had fresh cakes in there."
Friend 2 "the janitors here must have learned The Donny Difference,"

by 2spooky4me September 7, 2015