40 second rule

Another way to rank hot or not women building off the 5 second rule for leaving something desireable out before it gets germs on it. If I leave you a woman alone for 40 seconds (e.g. to go to the boys room), then if she is a hottie you'll have to insert yourself into a conversation between her and another guy when you return cause 40 seconds has gone by and someone is already hitting on her, i.e. she picked up dirt.

My date was okay but she didn't meet the 40 second rule at the bar.

by Trust the Dr August 22, 2010

Second Pussy

Second Pussy - The act of watching a dude fuck a pussy to completion, then fucking that same pussy.

I watched Ian fuck the Second Pussy after Dave had finished up. Immoral.

by LowFrequencyDeity June 18, 2019

Stealing Second

When you make out with a girl that has her boobs out, but you don't touch them.

Jon: So how'd your date go last night.
Newton: Not bad, only stealing second.

by Newtron Bomb June 16, 2010

Second Base

This is the second step to a relationship where you kiss/makeout.

Me and him got to Second Base last night!

by NekoNeoNano July 7, 2015

second amendmented

The act of injuring oneself or someone else with a firearm, usually accidentally. Most often due to a failure of the firearm holder to exercise basic firearms safety protocols. The failure is sometimes unintentional, but can often be an intentional refusal to handle firearms safely.

A Michigan man second amendmented himself at a Victoria Secret store last Friday.

by jesster79 December 29, 2019

second relief

The worst guard shift in the world. It means that you get to be up in the early hours of the morning and when you go back to sleep you only get about 2 hours.

Hey man, I got put on second relief tonight...

by sebadoh May 23, 2004