Scott

Scott is most often defined as a limp wristed, pillow biting, ass pirate. Usually found cruising the bathrooms of the campus, hoping to find a strange and hopefully uncircumcised dick to smoke due to the fact that his sphincter no longer works which causes him to wear diapers that make having anonymous anal sex rather dificult. He is rumored to have swallowed more loads of salty semen than his mother has. Hard to believe but true.

Dude, did you see that jizz juggler Scott the closeted HOMO faggot in the last stall tapping his foot, trying to entice the fat jock drop out frat boys into letting them tickle his tonsils ??

by the jester of all jesters February 14, 2010

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Scott McCreery

A hot, amazin singer on American Idol.
Sings your man by Josh Turner like a pro<3
Scotty the Hottie!

Woah, did you see scott mccreery ?

by countrygirl23 March 6, 2011

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Scott Sandwich

The act of using peanut butter (creamy or chunky) for lube during anal intercourse, afterwards using the peanut butter for a sandwich and forcing the woman to feast upon it in. Can also be performed while titting fucking.

Vinny: Dude, did you bone that girl mandi last night?

Dylan: Hell yeah I did, it was amazing!
Vinny: What did you do?
Dylan: First I played her vagina like a violin, then I finished with a Scott Sandwich.

by Sk8ersrock2 October 22, 2009

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Scottish Goodbye

When you announce your intention to depart from a party and start saying goodbye to people, and you also try to get your friends to leave with you, but are ultimately unsuccessful and end up staying.

Randy began a Scottish goodbye - he's been telling people he's leaving for the last three hours and he's still here!

by Travizzle October 7, 2014

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