Crotch Rice

(1) Small pockets of fat adorning the underside of the scrotum; (2) larva of the phrenal fly, known to burrow into inside of the upper thigh; (3) rice that has fallen into a crotch.
It's best not to disturb someone else's crotch rice.
by Morris Michael O'Toole May 24, 2008
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Red Beans and Rice

Sex move to derive fetishistic pleasure. During coitus, woman kicks man as hard as she can in the kidneys, during his ejaculation. Male then proceeds to pull out, and releases spray of cum and blood on females face. Female then proceeds to lap up the blood and cum mixture.
Dude 1: Why do you keep clutching your side, bro?
Dude 2: You should have been there man, Susan made me give her a Red Beans and Rice last night.
by ILICKDUCKS June 05, 2015
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Chicken Fried Rice

An Asian Crossed With A Negro
Man, Look At That Douche, He's Fuckin Chicken Fried Rice.
by sheltonisahomo October 05, 2006
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like stink on rice

For certain.

This phrase was used in a Home Movies episode.
I will be there like stink on rice.
by Nomad Ninja September 28, 2007
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Shrimp Fried Rice

Chan: William! I stick my shrimp fried rice in your pooty tang!

William: Oh chan, oh chan!
by B October 27, 2004
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black rice crispies

Rice Crispies- one of the most common cereals in the world. Mainly eaten by children with milk. At the bottom of the bag of cereal is usually some sort of toy promotion. A Black Rice Crispie is a burnt Rice Crispie. When you are little, your parents force you to eat them, telling you it will make your hair curly.
4 Year old Black Rice Crispie Finder:

Mummy!!! Theres a black bit in my rice crispys!

Mummy: It's okay, thats the good one. It'll make your hair go curly

4 Year old Black Rice Crispie Finder:
But i dont want my hair curly..

Mummy: JUST EAT IT!
by Emma the sexy beast May 24, 2005
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Rice Krispy Kreme

Bone your hoe from behind and pull out and Jizz on her back. Then throw rice down on the bed and then she rolls in it and gets covered like a rice crispy treat.
Yo! I'm going to pull a Rice Krispy Kreme on my hoe tonight!
by Elje June 30, 2011
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